Please submit the events you want to do by next week.
Sports Festival Events
500m
100m dash
800m dash
Three-legged race
Chicken fight
Pole Topple
Scavenger Hunt
Which one will you do?
An easy one is best.
Yeah, that's true.
The Sports Festival... yet another annoyance.
Kijima, what're you gonna do?
Oh, I don't think I'll compete in anything.
What, really?
I'm so jealous. I'm bad at athletic things.
Why not? You're good at sports and stuff.
They asked him to be part of the cheer squad.
I dunno what to do.
What did he say?!
If he's in the cheer squad...
he wears that uniform! With the collar!
And those exquisitely precise movements!!
Whoa, that's great!
Well I'm still thinking about it.
I bet Horie would do her best
if she was being cheered on by you.
Yeah! I'll cheer hardcore if it's for Horie!
Huh? Uh, well...
Other people would be doing their best too, right?
Hurrah! Hurrah!
See?
Then I'll do it! I'll be in the cheering squad!
Alright!
I won't skip the Sports Festival!
Wakannai koto oosugi
"Wakarou toshiteru jiten nonsense"
Kimi no kotoba, muzukashii
Kimi no miryoku mo wonderland
Chime ga nattara ai ni yuku ne
Muchuu ni sasete
a-i-a-i-a
Hyaku kara hajimaru count
Kimi ni chikazukeru limit
(Ah Ah Ah)
Jitsu ni tanjunmeikai na kokoro
Zero ni chikai daritsu de
Seishun no uchi ni inukeru ka?!
(Ah Ah Ah)
Jitsu ni muzukashii bokura no kankei
WONDER WONDER WONDERFUL WONDER
Dad Can't Offer Support
Dad, let me use the treadmill.
What, are you out of shape? Or dieting?
No, I'm going to do the sports festival.
Eh?! You mean athletics-loathing, exercise-lacking,
unenergetic Ao is going to participate
in the sports festival, of all things?!
I-I'm going to really try for once!
There's someone who'll be cheering for me,
so I don't want to look too awful out there.
Kijima, right?
Maybe I'll go to the sports festival too.
What?! No!
Why not?! I want to come watch!
Horie
I'll even bring my own athletic uniform!
That's just the thing I hate!
That Thing About Dad
Number 1
Elementary School Sports Festival
That Thing About Dad, Number 1:
Elementary School Sports Festival.
Hanasaki Horie
I am Ao's father!
Patrons, guests, and teachers,
please accept my humble book as a gift.
Wow!
Oh my!
Tongue Moves of
the Climax King
My Hentaighway 2
Stop it! Don't do that!
That Thing About Dad
Number 2
Junior High School Sports Festival
That Thing About Dad, Number 2:
Junior High School Sports Festival.
Hmm, I see. No energy.
They can't stand up straight.
They look like they're going to collapse.
This Hori-Edge Brand with Standup Extract
will get 'em going, nice and firm!
Oh, yeah! Boner, boner! Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah! Boner, boner! Oh, yeah! Boner, boner!
Don't hand out strange things!
Do you know why I went into
a high school far from home?
Some people were grateful for it!
They even gave me feedback!
I won't hand out my novels or
anything like that this time. Please?
No.
And I'll keep it secret that I'm an erotic novelist.
No.
I won't talk to anyone.
No.
Yabe will be with me.
No.
I'll observe quietly from the shadows!
No! No means no! I don't like it when you're around!
I-I didn't mean-
I've got it.
Boner!
Even if you get accepted into a university,
you are forbidden to live alone!
You will live in this household for the rest of your life!
You will realize just who is in charge here!
Hmph. Now would be a good time to apologize if-
Hello, Yabe? My dad met with
another editor that I don't know!
Okay. I'll increase the workload
from our company tenfold!
Wha?! What a load of bull plop!
Can't I step out of the house for a moment?!
It's your fault!
Hmph!
Mackerel
From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
Canned mackerel!
From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
From that day forward.
Neither father nor daughter exchanged a word.
Ramen
Cup noodles!
The father wrote diligently,
Potato
Seaweed and salt potato chips!
and the daughter devoted herself to training.
58TH SPORTS FESTIVAL
Horie?
Person you love
Let me borrow you!
Sure, borrow away!
I don't think my dad is here...
Oh, here's the youth...
That's what he'd do if he were here.
But he was working this whole morning.
Oh, there you are, Horie. I was looking for you.
It's like he hasn't slept at all, ever since I called Yabe.
Horie?
Hey, Horie.
Kijima?! You startled me!
Ah, sorry. I kept calling you but you didn't notice.
Horie, you seem down today.
Did something happen?
Um...
I-It's not a big deal, but...
Yeah?
I had a fight with my dad the other day,
and we both exchanged some ugly words.
K-Kijima?
Yeah, I don't think you hurt your father
as much as you think you did.
But if you're still worried,
you should try talking to him about it.
O-Okay!
Right, good luck out there!
I see... So he was concerned about me.
Maybe I went too far, maybe I hurt his feelings...
Hey, Kijima! It's time to get ready!
See ya!
When I get home, maybe I'll do something nice for him.
Dad?!
Why are you collapsed over here?!
I finally finished my work...
Why would you work that hard?
Because I want to see you, Ao.
I want to support you.
I was too harsh when I said you couldn't live alone.
Dad, I also said-
All participants in the 800 meter dash
please gather at the entrance gate.
I'll be watching you, so please go.
You can do it! You've got this in the bag!
Dad has no taste for naming things,
and it's only caused me problems.
On your marks.
He's so knowledgeable in erotica,
I came to know it very well myself.
Erotica
My girl.
Oh, my girl...
My girl!
I want to support you.
He's always done that!
Horie got a late start!
What'd you say?!
Whoa, you're here too?
Yes. Let me join the cheering squad.
I want to cheer for Ao!
Sure thing! We'll root for her together!
You're a good man!
Hurrah! Hurrah! Horie!
You can do it, Ao!
E-Embarrassing. But I think I can run faster.
Ao was always in last place, but she's doing well now!
She's doing well because she practiced hard!
Children really grow and leave
their parents behind in the blink of an eye.
We still need the help of our parents.
Ao is not worthy of you.
It's the last lap!
She lost the lead!
Go! Get your lead back!
She came from behind you, Ao!
Go forward! Go!
She may be out of energy.
A-Ao! Ao!
You can do it!
If you hold on to those G-cups
while you run you'll go faster!
G...
Huh? What? It got so quiet...
Don't you ever come to this school again.
Your personality's so hot and cold!
Disinfectant.
It burns!
How's your dad?
Thanks for watching out for me, Kijima.
Whoa! Is that you?!
Kijima, aren't you glad to find out one of Ao's secrets?
Huh? Uh, I don't think...
No, I mean, I like G-cups!
I want to live by myself as soon as possible!
Unbelievable!
You got first place thanks to me and
you're still being such an ungrateful child!
CERTIFICATE OF MERIT
GIRLS 800M DASH
FIRST PLACE
AO HORIE
Atama no naka ippai ni afureteru
Kimi no koto de senkyoritsu hyakunijuu percent
Junsuimuku na kono kimochi gyutto
Nagetsuketai tsutaetai zenbu
Koi da tte kizuku mae kara
Kimi ni zenbu goto hikareteita nda yo
Soutomo shirazu ni sou yatte mata
Mujaki na egao miseru kara komatta mo nda
Kizukanai kana?
C'mon, you don't want to?
Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
Let me explain.
Ready whenever you are, Kijima!
Kijima, you pervert!
Shut up and enjoy this.
Kijima, you pervert!
Next time: Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties.
Next time
Ao-chan Can't Wear Silky Panties
Satisfy your hunger, and then, sex!